Uncle Geronimo (13/13)December
18th, 1799, Mount Vermon.
from all around the USA gathered for the funeral of George Washington. His coffin
was draped with the American coffin and a honour guard surrounded the coffin. Tears,
sobbing, shrieking and screaming bounced off the church’s walls. Relatives, politicians
and military officials spoke at the funeral, addressing Washington’s dedication
and loyalty to his dream of a free and soverign country.
Uncle Geronimo took the lectern, the crowd fell silent. “When I was a young teenager,
I was confused. I did not know the difference between my people and the people
that called themselves ‘American’. When I first heard George Washington speak,
at first, I dismissed his calls of a sovereign nation for his people as common
nonsense and the delusional dreams of grandeur of a old man. As I said, though,
I was a teenager back then. But when life became rough at the Yamaha tribe
camp, I ran away to Philadelphia to s
Uncle Geronimo (12/13)September
17th, 1787, Philadelphia
Founding Fathers waited patiently for hours for Geronimo’s return from London. “Geronimo
has never kept us waiting before, General”,
said Adams. “Patience is a virtue, Sam. The seas are never merciful,
even for a spirit as strong as Uncle Geronimo”, replied Washington. “General,
just a little question. Until your little speech war with King George, I
noticed that you were a little nervous when Geronimo was around”, said Jefferson. “In terms of culture and
race, Native Americans are very different from us. I only trusted Geronimo
because he willingly assimilated himself into our culture. I just needed to get
used to him”, replied Washington.
then, the USS Independence roared out
fo the fog. Geronimo ran down the plank with a sheet of paper in his hand. “And?”
asked Washington. Geronimo cleared his throat and said “Listen”, He read
Uncle Geronimo (11/13)
As the USS Independence stormed into the harbours
of London, Uncle Geronimo, McCall, the
Founding Fathers and four bodyguards walked through the streets of London. Crowds
of Londoners flocked to see these unknown people. The most experienced artists
in London sat down in alleys to draw their guests. Geronimo held the Thirteen
Colonies flag high as if he was going to stab it into the concrete.
George and his bodyguards stormed out of Buckingham Palace to investigate the
commotion. “What is the meaning of this foreign invasion?” he demanded.
Geronimo responded by plunging the Thirteen Colonies flag deep into the
concrete. “This flag is the meaning. At least two hundred years ago, your
people discovered the great country that we called America. You didn’t
accelerate my people’s assimilation, you exterminated them at every turn. You pushed
the Indians and the Americans out of their homeland”, began Geronimo. “For a
Uncle Geronimo (10/13)As
morning rose, so did the redcoats and the bluecoats as they made last minute
adjustments to their strategies and weapons. Niska walked in front of the
redcoats on his horse. “Begin marching!” he screamed. The redcoats marched
behind Niska in four straight lines with the English flag flying high.
bluecoat side, Washington asked McCall “Any sign of the redcoats?” McCall
replied “No. Do you want our scouts to be sent out?” Washington replied “No.
Let’s just give the Brits a few more minutes”,
The bluecoats knelt down on their knees and loaded their flintflocks.
then, bullets began flying. “Ambush!” shouted McCall. The bluecoats returned
fire as the redcoats swarmed their positions. The British war cannons were
pulled in and opened fire on the redcoat positions. The bluecoats were being
blasted off their feet as Niska put his telescope to his eye. “This is easier
than skinning a buffa
Mass Hypno PartyOne night in a masnion in secluded farmland, a man and cultist named Benjamin of the Holy Deity Circle was setting up his mansion for a buck's night. His cult books, symbols and uniforms were hidden in his basement. The party, however, was not to celebrate the last night of Benjamin bieng a bachelor, but to hypnotize and brainwash unsuspecting partygoers into becoming members of his cult. He rigged a special projector that owuld instantly hypnotize the partygoers.
Just then, the door began knocking. He opened it to see hundreds of people at the door. "Welcome to my last day of freedom! Come in, come in!" shouted Ben. The partygoers rushed in and Ben's DJ went to work. SOme partyogers began drinking, some threw darts at the dartboard and some even watched TV.
Ben then walked into this room. He then punched in a serial code for a secret room in his bedroom. THe room comprised of three conjoined screens, a chair and a console. Ben sat in the chair and turned on his
Star Trek: Memory Control (1/3)Captain’s log, supplemental. After a
exhaustive four-week operation with the Talvon Defence Forces, we have
apprehended two so-called ‘cerebral invaders’. We are now en route to the
Janice Rand was cleaning Kirk’s room and preparing the room for dinner between
Kirk and one of the Talvon security officers. Kirk, wearing his normal yellow
uniform, entered. Yeoman Rand stood at attention. “At ease, Yeoman. You have
done a brilliant job”, ordered Kirk. “Thank you, Captain. It’s not every day
that I drape your quarters with the Talvon banner”, replied Yeoman Rand. “I
promise you, Yeoman, this is a one-night relationship. You won’t have to drape
my quarters so drastically after tonight”, promised Kirk. “I’d appreciate that,
Captain”, rpelied Rand. “All right, Yeoman. Dismissed”, ordered Kirk.
left the room in a rush.
Hypnosis (poem)My hands are in the air
I am frozen
My mind is empty
My eyes are blank
I have no expression
I await my command
I am now on my feet
Kissing my master's feet
Obeying my master's will
My master's voice is all I hear
I am now a maid
I clean my master's mess
My master is my idol
I have no memory
I am my master's toy
Now and forever
Uncle Geronimo (9/13)Uncle
Geronimo woke up hanging over a vat of lava and with a blindfold over his eyes.
“You’re awake. Finally!” shouted Niska as he tore off the blindfold. “What idd
you do to my kids, you monster?” demanded Geronimo. “They’re alive and well. I
wouldn’t kill my hostages, would I?” asked Niska. “You butchered my wife!”
shouted Geronimo. “She put up a futile attempt to destroy me. When will you
mortals ever learn that projectile weapons don’t work on deities like me?”
asked Niska. “Here’s a better question: when will you ever dump Benedict
Arnold?” joked Geronimo. “That’s funny. I have never met Native Americans with
a sense of humour before”, snorted Niska. “What do you want?” asked Geronimo. “Order.
I want order in the world. When I ruled over this land all those centuries ago,
there was order. The mortals feared me to no end. Your ancestor put an end
Nations at war part 1: tg story/caption
Story by tg-tfs
With Travisswan & holeintheheart
Just for fun
"War had waged for years, as the USSR Had pushed the Allied and Japanese Nations to the brink of defeat." Each side however, had a lack of leadership, and without a secretary like person, neither of the nations could see victory. The reason the Allied nations had won the war was because of one person, and she hated her rivals to the point, that they were not even fond of each other, and this is the story........
Travis was walking down the street, to his regular favorite bar in the US. He went their every night, and always had the same exa
SkyrideThe Doctor and River decide to go check on the planet where the Doctor had settled the dinosaurs from the Ark. While riding a hoverbike.
The trees whipped by so fast they sounded like bat wings.
"Through there!" the Doctor's long arm reached forward and pointed toward a low break in the trees. River tilted the airbike and zoomed down through the hole, the Doctor holding tight onto her waist.
The T-Rex that had been following them ran into the half-fallen treetrunks with a thunk and bellowed with rage.
The Doctor turned back to look, his hair streaming in his eyes. They shot out onto a golden plain, grass waving, and something blotted out the light.
The Doctor instinctively threw up an arm, warding off the talons of a low-flying pterodactyl. "Left! Back into the trees!" he yelled.
"Make up your mind, Sweetie!" River slewed the airbike left and zoomed back into the trees, the Doctor holding onto her waist with both hands.
He'd decided to check up on Siluria 2, the planet he and Br
The Nightmare Before Yulemas [p.2]It was late one fall in Walter Manor, and the air had quite a chill.
Against the moon an automaton sat alone upon a hill.
He was tall and thin with a red silk tie;
The Spine Walter was his name (a super spy!)
He was tired and bored in Walter Manor.
"I'm sick of the pranking, the puns, and the fights.
I'm tired of the Manor’s things that go bump in the night.
I'm bored of leering with my robotic glances,
And my feet hurt from dancing those automaton dances.
I don't like the workshops, and I need something new.
There must be more to life than just Vitamin Stew!"
Then out from a crate, with a tweet and a laugh,
Came a whimpering, whining, robot giraffe.
It was a little giraffe, with a very loud voice,
And a nasally vocorder that made too much noise.
It was Gwendolindia Gertrudofferson, the worst friend he had,
But Spine hardly noticed, which made G.G. sad.
All that night and through the next day,
Spine wandered and walked, he was filled with dismay.
Then deep in the grounds, just
The Nightmare Before Yulemas [p.3]Spine didn't know it, but he'd fallen down
Smack bang in the middle of ol’ Yulemas Town!
Immersed in the light, Spine was no longer haunted.
He had finally found the feeling he wanted!
And so that his automaton friends wouldn't think him a liar,
He took the present filled stockings that hung by the fire.
He took candy and gadgets that were stacked on the shelves
And a picture of Saint Pappers Claus with all of his mechanical elves.
He took lights and ornaments and the star from the tree up on high,
And from the Yulemas Town sign, he took the big letter Y.
He picked up everything that sparkled or glowed.
He even picked up a handful of snow.
He grabbed it all with a crate and a spanner,
He took it all back to the ol’ Walter Manor.
Back in The Manor, a group of Spine's peers
Stared in amazement at his Yulemas souvenirs.
For this wondrous vision none were prepared.
Most were excited, though a few were rightly scared!
For the next few days, while it lightninged and thundered,
New Hero - Duchess of Darkness Chapter 1Flashback(3 years ago):
Ashan. Duchy of the Deer, Heaven faction.
Servant and small girl were stayed near bed, where old duke was lied. He was heavely injured in last battle and maybe would die soon.
-Please, don't die!
Girl started to cry above the bed. But unfortunately, she couldn't change anything to save her father. Injures were too heavely and almost nothing would guarantee duke's life's be continued.
-I am so sorry, my dear daughter..., - said Mucao, - fater was...seriously injured in battle and maybe won't be alived... Sorry...
Suddenly servant came to Mucao and asked:
-What is battle's result, master Mucao?
-Don't worry..., - replied duke, - we won... Enemy's army was crushed...
-This is good, master..., - said servant.
Suddenly Mucao continued:
-My dear daughter... Some minutes or hours later I will die... And unfortunately, death of both of us left you alone... It means, that you will be next duchess...
Death Battle Prelude: Darkseid vs Beerus
Greetings, Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Royce Miller. Not That Brony With Glasses, not Noob, and certainly not Doom Master. I'm tired of creating story arcs that have nothing to do with the death battle itself, it was just me trying to emulate the masters of the craft in the first place anyway. I'll leave the stories and clever parodies to the people who can actually do something with it. So, without further ado, let's get to the prelude!
Joe: Not without me, you aren't!
Royce: Oh... shit. Wait, but you aren't really my brother.
Joe: Of course not! I'm just a personification of your id, acting as boastful and intelligent, a foil to your introverted incompetence. So, why don't we just drop that pretense as well. You do the death battles, and I'll act as the Boomstick to your Wiz.
Royce: So... business as usual?
Joe: Business as usual. So, what's on the menu today?
Royce: Something that's sure to please any pallet. A clash of two space gods. Beerus, cat god of destruction, and Darks
Hiro Hamada x Reader: You're My Hiro, Hamada P 2It was a spectacular day in the San Fransokyo Institute of Technology. You and your boyfriend, Hiro Hamada, were working on an invention you both came up with. You were just about done with the project. "Screwdriver." You handed Hiro the screwdriver as he twisted something on. "Hammer." "Hammer?" you asked. "Yeah," Hiro replied. You almost reluctantly handed him the hammer. He began beating something into shape. "Done!" Hiro exclaimed. "Success!" you exclaimed. "What are you guys working on?" Fred asked. "(Name), see if it works on that cat and dog fighting over there," Hiro ordered. You put on the necklace and shut your eyes. Suddenly, the cat and dog stopped fighting and suddenly looked like they had an invisible make-up session, walking away happily. "It works!" Hiro exclaimed. "What is that?" Wasabi asked. "Yeah, what does it do?" Honey Lemon asked. "This is a necklace that me and (Name) are gonna wear, and it rewrites people's minds. Not in a bad way, but in a good way. If we are
The Nightmare Before Yulemas [p.5]And though Spine and his friends thought they'd do a good job,
Their idea of Yulemas was still quite macabre.
They were packed up and ready on Yulemas Eve day
When Spine hitched his reindeer-bots to his sleek silver sleigh,
But on Yulemas Eve as they were about to begin,
A blue matter fog slowly rolled in.
Spine said, "We can't leave; this fog's just too viscous.
I can’t be St. Pappers and there will be no Yulemas!”
Then pierced through two blue glowing lights and an annoying laugh
What could it be? ...It was G.G., the giraffe!
Spine said, "G.G., with your shrill voice so loud,
Won't you guide my sleigh above this crowd?"
And to be so needed was G.G.'s great dream,
So she joyously sprang to the head of the team.
And as the silver sleigh started its mechanical flight,
Spine cackled, "Merry Yulemas to all, and to all a good night!"
‘Twas the nightmare before Yulemas, and all though the house,
Not a creature was peaceful, not even a mouse.
The stockings all hung by t
Marriage(PitxRyu)1,5 weeks before:
Pit and Ryu were relaxing in the forest near lake.
Pit: it is so beautiful view...
Ryu: Yeah... I hope t will be always good...
Pit: Can I ask one question?
Ryu: I won't mind.
Pit: Ok... Ryu... Do you want be my wife?...
Pit: do you want.. get marry with me?...
Ryu: Hm...... I think... yes, maybe... Give me some time to think about it, ok? Just...
Pit: of course! I will wait.
3 days later:
Ryu: Good morning!
She stood up near Pit, who was already sleeping under huge tree.
Pit: Good morening...*yawns*
Ryu: I decided that it is good time to do it!
Ryu: I decided that I am ready for marriage with you!
Pit: eh?*being shocked*
Ryu: I love you, Pit!*came to Pit and kissed him*
Pit: and I am too...*hugged Ryu and kissed her too*
Noone knew how long they still were here, but when they went to their homes, it was about midnight already. They danced long time by hugging each other and they danced by soaring in the sky. When couple got tired, they landed on
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