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Phoebe PrinceI was a princess
I found my prince
School was my dungeon
I was tortured by goblins
My prince grew horns
My room is my grave
But my passion is aflame
WHY TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XXII SUCKS!This is two years late, I know. But I am so pissed off at this episode that I am going to make a rant!
Treehouse of Horror XXII is one of the Treehouse of 'Horror' series that aired in 2011.
You know why I'm so pissed towards this thing? Only one segment had anything to do with horror! The rest is just slapstick or just pure stupidity!
The first segment, the Diving Bell and Butterball, goes like this: Homer gets bitten by a spider and paralyzed. While Lisa is trying to read a book to him, Homer finds out he can talk through farting. Are you serious? This is just a ridiculous and malformed version of Jaws Wired Shut. How dare they slap a piece of shit like this on TV and market it as 'Treehouse of Horror'. It's not scary at all! It's just Homer farting all day. Granted, I found it funny, but that's not the point of Treehouse of Horror!
The worst one is In The Na'vi. It's basically a ripoff of Avatar with Bart taking the place of Avatar's main character and Ch
Star Wars: Fall from Grace (Chapter 4)It was midnight when me, Makatosh and a few hundred Togruta rebels arrived at our base. Me and Makatosh wanted Kalatosh to explain his selfishness and absolute disregard for his own people. We silently fell into the sewers and gasped as we saw Kalatosh not only wearing Death Watch armour, but talking to a hologram of another Togruta wearing Death Watch armour.
Before Kalatosh could leave, I threw my lightsaber at the projector like a knife and it flew back into my hand. Kalatosh turned around to see thirteen Togruta rebels holding their bowcasters at him and me holding my lightsaber to his neck.
"This is treason, Tano. Do the Jedi normally teach treason to younglings?" laughed Kalatosh.
"I'm comitting treason? What about you, Kalatosh? Wearing that armour is betraying our morals and values! You're a Shaman! How could you!" I screamed.
"The Togruta race were never meant to be conquerors, Tano! In accordance with evolution, we are meant to be the conquer
Star Wars: Fall from Gace (Chapter 3)Wearing a cloak over my head and without my lightsabers, I silently walked into a bar called the Shiak's Hole which, unsurprisingly, was filled with Death Watch commandoes who had either come off duty or was sleeping off the noxious fumes of their drinks. I noticed Shaman Kalatosh and Makatosh sitting in a booth, their long montrals just touching the floor. I took in a deep breath and exhaled.
I walked into the booth and sat with the duo.
"What's wrong, Ahsoka? Why couldn't we discuss this in front of the rest of the resistance?" asked Makatosh.
"I didn't want to cause any problems", I replied.
"What is your secret?" asked Kalatosh.
"You know when you sent me into that desert to recieve the mark of Akulla?" I asked.
"Yes. I remembered the nervous look on your face", replied Kalatosh.
"I recieved a lot more than just a simple mark", I whispered
I pulled the curtains in front of the table closed and tore off my cloak. Ka
Star Wars: A Fall From Grace (Chapter 2)I was sent into the Desert of Akulla for my rite of passage. I was to recieve the mark of Akulla, our god and creator of the universe. Personally, I never believed in Akulla. Whether it was because of my beleifs or the Jedi Order, I didn't know.
I was stripped of my lightsaber and shoto and was only allowed to carry a knife.
The desert was blazing hot. I felt like my legs were about to collapse from the heat, but my resolve stood strong. Whenever I felt like plunging the blade into my heart, I never touched the hilt.
When I was near death, I found myself at the doorstep of the Temple of Akulla. I was able to walk myself into the Temple and into the Chamber of Akulla. Statues of Akulla's eighteen disciples lined the path to a cup filled with the blood of an akul. When I walked down that corridor, I could feel as if someone or something was in the room with me, but I couldn't see anyone. At first, I hesitated to drink the blood, but as far as I was concerned, I
Star Wars: Fall from Grace (Chapter 1)Don't you ever feel abandoned or angry? Don't you ever feel like you've been forgotten, never to be cared for again? That was how I felt.
My name is Ahsoka Tano, once a Jedi Padawan, now a forgotten hag on some old planet in the Outer Rim. In the Temple, I was taught that emotions could cause my fall to the dark side. I never quite understood that and I still don't. I don't know how, but now I feel more powerful than any Jedi in the galaxy.
To begin, I was returning from a reconnissance mission to Mandalore. Four months before, the Death Watch had gained power on Mandalore and I was sent to determine if the Republic or the Jedi should get involved after rumours from the Nite-Owls claimed the Sith were involved. Besides from a few hundred dead Mandalorians, I couldn't find anything.
Everything was peaceful and smooth, so peaceful that I let R7 pilot my ship. All I could think about was returning to the Jedi Temple and seeing all the younglings again.
Mass Effect 4: Bloodline (Chapter 3)Tela, Garrus and Wrex walked into the Council chamber in the Citadel Tower. Tela could barely see the blazing light of the Serpent Nebula through the Council members. She could see civilian ships whizzing through the nebula towards the relay.
"This is the asari who saw the destruction on Tuchunka by the unknown enemy", began Councilor Tevos.
"Councilors, this enemy may not be as unknown as you might think. If you read my reports, which I doubt you did, you would know whatever these things are, they are a combination of geth technology and human biology", replied Tela.
"Geth? That can't be right. The geth were annihlated when the Crucible destroyed every synthetic race in the galaxy!" snorted Councilor Sparatus.
"I am forced to agree with the turian councilor, Tela. The idea of technology bonding with biology is impossible. These are possibly unknown aliens with organs that resemble technology", replied Valern.
"We did a complete genetic scan. At
War is HonourDeath!
Where our enemies hide, they will die
The enemies of Mandalore are weak!
War is honour, honour is all
We wear the helmets of Mandalore!
We fight his enemies!
We seek courage!
We find honour!
Where our enemies hide, they will die
Their heads on our walls!
Who stand against us, who will die.
We are Mandalore's strength!
Our enemies shall fall to our knees!
One goal, one honour, one heart!
Mass Effect 4: Bloodline (Chapter 2)In the under-construction Bakara City, hundreds of krogan rallied outside of Wrex's palace. They raised their fists into the air and chanted "Wrex!" They all painted their armour or robes red and brown in honour of Wrex and Bakara.
Wrex, wearing a purple sash and red armour, walked out onto the balcony. He looked down into his subjects. He then looked upon the statue of Bakara. He then cleared his throat and shouted "Krogan! Today is the anniversary of the genophage's destruction of our grand people almost two centuries ago. Where once krogan children played in the grass, krogan bodies piled up. Our ancestors in The Void gave us a divine gift! That gift was named Shepard! He gave us a second chance and his blessing! We will never go back to our past! To remain invulnerable and united, we must look towards the future!"
The krogan clans clapped and cheered loudly. Wrex's daughter, Bakara II, whispered "I swear you love hearing the sound of yoru voice, Father", Wr
A Date To Remember-Deadpool X Reader One-shot
A Date To Remember
Deadpool X Reader One shot!
A.N.: OK so I REALLY wanted to do a Deadpool X Reader cause I think the smexy man needs more love so here we are! XD I am SOSOSOSO sorry if he's OOC! DX I swear, I DO NOT mean for him to be if he is! DX Yeah, this is a ONE SHOT so it probably won't have a sequel but hey, I can be nice so maybe if it goes well and I get 10 different commenters asking for one I'll do it! XD OK let's get to this shiz!
Valentines Day. A time meant for the purpose of lovers to give each other nice gifts and trinkets and for couples to go on wonderful dates. It was such a beautiful time with all the love birds walking around with hands latched with one another and sharing special kisses. Well, it was nice for most but there is always that one person who isn't fond of it.
A (h/l), (h/c) haired woman sat in her small apartment flipping through channels on her T.V., a rather angered glare upon her face. She sat with her elbows on her knees and her chin rest
Exotic Girl - Hiro x Reader
~~~Author's Note: Woah. This is my FIRST sci-fi romance I have ever written! I am giddy with excitement! Like who would have thought I would have written one? Anyway, this took me weeks to think of and create. Hope you enjoy. Thank you~~~
Grease covered hands swept back the unruly tresses of black hair covering Hiro Hamada's face. His dark chocolate eyes which were so absorbed in concentration that when he finished his work, they eventually flicked up in relief.
"Finally finished" He sighed. Setting down a wrench back down to its proper place, Wasabi came from behind Hiro's invention smiling; equally grimy. Go-Go huffed landing on a leather armchair while Fred and Honey Lemon collapsed in exhaustion on the worn couch.
"Ugh! That took so long!" Go-Go put an arm over her eyes breathing heavily. Honey Lemon patted her head gaining GoGo's harsh glare, "Its okay. At least we finished it together"
A growl resonated in the room making everyone turn to Fred. He put his hand
Kakashi x Reader It was you
You sat in a tree in the training grounds admiring the beautiful night sky, which tonight was decorated with more stars than any other night you had seen before. The soft moonlight cascaded down your skin as you sighed, releasing part of the stress that came with tomorrow’s events. Tomorrow you would take the test to become a full-fledged jonin but you were really nervous to say the least. Although you were confident in your skills and abilities, doubt still was able to invade your mind.
“What if I’m not cut out for this?” you asked yourself
“I’m barely 20 and sure Lady Hokage recommended me but…” You sighed “Maybe she was mistaken”
“I don’t think so Lady Hokage is almost never wrong” You knew that voice well
“Hmp! Kakashi- sensei didn’t anyone tell you it wrong to spy on your comrades?” The man who was two trees behind you came over and sat next to you.
“I was worried about you and we
Toothless x NightFury!Reader - Not Alone - Part 1You watch the fish swim about, and quickly took your large black paw and tried to get a fish. You ended up hitting one and it came out of the water. Being as quick as you where, you caught it. You laied down and bit into your fish. Suddenly, you heard a human taking. Your green eyes darted twords the sound and you growled. 'A human. Wonderful. It better not take my fish, or attack me.' You thought to yourself.
I was walking around in the woods with Toothless, when I heard a growl. It sounded like...a NightFury?! Almost as quickly as I heard it, Toothless scooped me onto his back and ran forward. "Woah! Toothless, slow down!" I said. He didn't slow down at all, only kept running intill he bursted into a clearing, and a black dragon with green eyes glared at us. She pulled her fish twords her. Carefully, I got off of Toothless and slowly walked up to her. She narrowed her green eyes before standing up.
"Don't worry, I woun't hurt you..." I whispered. Sh
Yandere!Izaya X Reader-My Dear Human
‘Why does she care so much about him? Why must they be so close she can't realize he's just a monster, not a human? She's always favored him, ever since high school. Shizuo this, Shizuo that. I'll admit, it pisses me off. She's always clung to him while if I go near her she pushes me away like I'm some diseased insect. Such an interesting human but so confusing. Doesn't she love me? Like I do her? I'd do anything for her and she stays away from me. I'd kill for her, is she that oblivious?’
A male with short black hair sits on his desk chair, facing his computer. His reddish-brown eyes scan the screen, video recordings playing over and over from different locations. All with one female singled out. Her (h/l) (h/c) hair lays down messily and her (e/c) eyes sparkle, even on screen. She wears her typical outfit, a white (sleeve length) sleeved shirt with (color) (pants/shorts/skirt) and (color) (type of shoes). She looks younger but in actuality is 24. Her boobs aren
Spring Trap x Reader: My HeroYou weren't sure why you continued with this job. Sure, there was only one scary animatronic lurking the place but add that to the fact that this place was made to be intentionally scary (and it was doing a pretty good job messing with you) didn't help. That one animatronic, as they had failed to mention, was currently out for your blood. It was your sixth night working here and though you really needed the pay (about $200 a week) you were starting to have second thoughts about the place. You saw things, heard things, and had close scrapes with the thing they called Spring Trap.
You coughed, your eyes beginning to water. Blinking, you expected another hallucination but we're met with darkness. You fell out of your chair and to the floor, coughing violently. Smoke? Could it be?... Looking at the tablet on the wall, you switched to Cam 10 and noticed that through the static, fires blazed.
"I've got to get out of here!" You say, silently thanking whoever made designed the building to put
Stay-Jeff the Killer X Reader-CH.9
Jeff the Killer X Reader
A.N.: I'm getting so slow at updates -.- Chapter 9 guys! Are you guys happy it's finally here?! I hope some people are XD Sorry bout being super slow at updating guys, I haven't even looked at me computer in a couple days but I'm at my grandmas so I decided to just type this up while I'm here along with my Eyeless Jack one oh yeah thank all of you who like that story as well! I am so happy people like that one too! ^^ So yeah I think we should get to the chapter now XD by the way I might not update for a few more days after this because school's getting harder since it's the end of the year so I won't be updating that fast until summer break which luckily is in 2 weeks so if you guys can bare with my slow updating until then we are good! XD It's really funny, in the fight in this song (I'll add a * to the parts I'm talking about) I was listening to A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold and when the part around 4:50 to 6:00 when the gi
Laughter Dies (Laughing Jack x Depressed!Reader)Laughing Jack had always liked to hear you sing. Well, you were very good at it, after all (or so he insisted) and for him to have a private concert was almost all he needed from you to stay happy. Of course, he had to have you, your smiles and laughter, your heart before he could truly be happy, but the singing was always the best part. After he'd finally got his nerve to take your virginity, you had pet his hair and hummed to him softly as he dozed off. The feelings were probably bad to have, but he decided he liked the weakness you were to him.
However, though Jack saw your smiles, he didn't see your tears. Somehow, even with your small group of friends, a loving family, and most of the things you wanted, depression held you in its unforgiving grip. Maybe it was because of all the deaths you've seen in your family or friends. Perhaps the fact anyone you ever trusted, loved had gone, minus Jack? The world was so cruel, Laughing Jack your only escape. You sometimes tried to tell him i
My Possession, My Love (Jeff the Killer x Reader)You were never the most popular kid in school. Then again, how surprising was that? Never one to be in the trends, (or even be too social, for that matter) you were a bully favorite. Here and there, a rumor would fly, someone would call you fat (fatty and fatso were also other favorites) and play stupid little pranks (like somehow managing to fill your locker with rocks, however they managed to do that). You didn’t let it bother you too much. After all, it was just words. So far, nobody seemed to have enough bully in them to go pushing you around, though they liked to block your path and insult you. Maybe even a shoulder shove here and there, but it wasn’t too bad. Or so you convinced yourself.
Another day of school passed and you walked home, per the usual. You used to take the bus, but after multiple songs about ugly people and sticking gum wads in your (h/c) (h/l) hair, your mother insisted you walk home. No protesting there, but there was always a feeling of being watch